>>10277575There’s a knock at the door.
Feint taps become ever more forceful, until eventually the banging is as loud and vicious as the peals of thunder outside.
In a fit of rage Duna throws open the door only to be met with a writhing mass of tentacles, at the center of which sits the adorable former intercontinental champion Maddie Mediterranean.
>You the one that calls herself ‘queen of the beach’?>Yeah, you’ve got that air of entitlement and pomposity about you that land dwellers call ‘nobility’>Well queenie, you can keep the beach, but the sea belongs to me>So from one sovereign to another I’d ask you to respect our kingdoms’ territorial boundaries >Which brings me to the purpose of this visit..Maddie tosses someone at Duna’s feet.
It’s Shelly Shores! She’s still alive, but she’s babbling incoherently and her body is absolutely covered with suction cup marks
>I don’t have a problem with you keeping your kingdom clean, but I DO have a problem with your little habit of throwing garbage in the ocean>Toss one more piece of trash into the water and the only thing you’ll be queen of is the trauma ward>>10278188Kek, the cheese puns always kill me
