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Could you imagine trying to watch a movie with an E-tard when they’re this bad at following along with simple story beats?
>One ring to rule them all? Why didn’t they just destroy it before it had that much power?
>Why give the ring to a hobbit? They can just give it to a badass like Legolas?
>Wait the orcs come from dirt? Why is that? That makes no fucking sense they didn’t explain that before!
>Gandalf just comes back to life? Bullshit!