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>at Shodown in Spaghetti Town 8 of the greatest wrestlers to ever grace the ring will come together, but not with common purpose
>some of us will be fighting for personal glory
>still others will fight for the honour of shaking the esteemed Spaghetti Dog’s paw
>I will be fighting for those gift cards
>now I know what you’re thinking, doesn’t Hinduism encourage of to shun the material and venerate the spiritual?
>no, that’s Buddhism, but that’s also not why I fight
>see I recognize those cards, they are the legacy of my cousin Rajesh
>he spent countless hours toiling away in a hot, crowded call centre for those cards
>I no not how they came into the possession of the esteemed Mr. Spaghetti Dog
>perhaps he found them on the street after Rajesh’s mysterious disappearance
>regardless, I will earn them back
>tonight I fight for the most important cause of all
>family
