>>10488002Bryan vs. Okada will be underwhelming and not meet anyone's expectations
Omegay and Assplay will have a worse, AEWified version of their match from Wrestle Kingdom in front of a shitty smark crowd
Midget Jewish Freak doesn't even deserve to be standing on the same continent as Tanahashi, but Tana will somehow carry him to an okay match
Jungle Queer and Sanada will be a charisma black hole, it's gonna actually be one of the more entertaining matches of the card just to see how dead the crowd gets during it
ZSJ and Orange Cassidy, assuming that's the match that happens, will be the "surprise" match of the night.