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TOKYO CYBER SQUAD ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT HANA "I BIG LEAGUE CHRISTOPHER DANIELS FOR FUN" KIMURA
JUNGLE "I SPENT YEARS IN AFRICA WITH REAL NIBBAS" KYONA
BIG YEN "TRAINED BY ASUKA OF SOME SHITTY WESTERN FED" KONAMI
KAORI "38 YEAR OLD DEATH YAMA-SAN" YONEYAMA
RUAKA "14 YEARS OLD AND ALREADY BIGGER THAN MOST OF THESE BITCHES" THE LITTLE KAPPA
RINA "I'M GONNA JANNETTY MY TWIN SO FUCKING HARD" THE MINI-HANA
REBEL "I'LL PISS WHEREVER THE FUCK I WANT" KEL
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST BITCHES IN STARDOM
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT MATCH:
OPPONENT LOCKING UP WITH KONAMI
KONAMI: DON'T MAKE ME TRIANGLE LANCER A BITCH
Opponent: Please Konami I'll suck your bare feet please don't do it I submit
KONAMI: DON'T MAKE ME TRIANGLE LANCER A BITCH
KONAMI: IM BOUTTA TRIANGLE LANCER A BITCH
KONAMI SMOOTHE AS FUCK TRANSITION INTO THE TRIANGLE LANCER ON THE OPPONENT
KONAMI: DAMN. Just triangle lancer'd a bitch. My triangle lancer's winning percentage is 100%. Another fucking day in Tokyo Cyber Squad.
