>>14717440Onita:
>Spends the entire interview working the DSotR crew to spin his own narrative by bullshitting for forty-five minutesOP:
>What a fucking mark.My brother in slop, Onita is such a carny he is one of the few people that successfully worked Vince McMahon, and worked him so subtly that I don't even think Vince even knows he was worked decades later. Onita is a kingshit carny up there with the best. In the late 80s he was already retired from wrestling and managed to carny the entire wrestling media so hard that he spun it into a promotion that lasted 13 years and through multiple retirements and returns by Onita himself.
Even now he has managed to carny enough people in the wrestling industry into thinking that this failed jr heavyweight turned mudshow shitter was such an innovator and legend in the industry that they book his 70 year old ass for show when he can barely walk. Just a couple of years ago he carnied Matt Tremont into having an explosion deathmatch with him and in the process put that fat shitter Tremont in the hospital with injuries so bad he wouldn't be able to work for months while not taking a single bump himself AND left Tremont with a bill of services so large that Tremont is going to spend the rest of his life paying Onita off.
Ya just gotta
