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>DOES YOUR STOMACH REQUIRE AN UNDERTAKING OF MAXIMUM FLAVOR?
>DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT DEAD WALKING AROUND WITHOUT THE BEST MEAL IN TOWN?
>COME TO AMERCAN BADASS BRATS, WHERE THE TRULY BADASS PARTAKE IN HOT DOGS, SAUSAGES, CORN DOGS, AND BURGERS.
>WHY BURGERS? BECAUSE EVERY AMERICAN RESTAURANT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM.
>YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THE NATO DOG, FULL OF BLOOD SAUSAGE AND BALLPARK FRANK MEAT.
>OR HOW ABOUT TAKING ON THE HUNTRESS SAUSAGE, FILLED WITH EVERY MEAT POSSIBLE FROM AN INFERIOR FAST FOOD COMPETITOR LIKE ARBY'S, AND DRENCHED IN EVERY CONDIMENT POSSIBLE.
>IF YOU WANT BURGERS, THEN YOU'RE BETTER OFF GETTING BURGER BROAD, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA TRY THE TOMBSTONE CHEESEBURGER, BE MY GUEST.
>AMERICAN BADASS BRATS WILL BE OPEN ALL WEEK LONG AT BISHOUJOU AT THE BEACH. BUY TWO OF ANY DOG AND GET A THIRD FREE. CASH ONLY.
>AMERICAN BADASS BRATS. A REAL UNDERTAKING OF MAXIMUM FLAVOR.
