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>I know wrestling is fake, but I still think The Rock could kick my butt.
>I think global warming is junk science
>I want to know what the hell is going on when Geena Davis has a sitcom.
>I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning.
>I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally — big tits.
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.
>I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
>I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
>I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
>I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.
>I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Hell, just ask my wife.
>I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
>As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.