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Captain's Log, Stardate 5328.4.
We have just arrived at a previously uncharted system, designated Sector 92-X. Our sensors indicate a Class M planet, with a breathable atmosphere and signs of a primitive civilization.
Initial scans reveal a culture obsessed with a form of theatrical combat, seemingly broadcast across the entire planet. The broadcasts are filled with frenzied commentary and what appears to be ritualized chanting. They call this "professional wrestling."
Further readings have uncovered that a large percentage of the population, approximately 41%, are killing themselves. Dubbed "trannies" by the stronger, more intelligent 69% of the population.
We have named this planet "Planet Retard" due to the observed behavior of its inhabitants. While the name is undoubtedly offensive, it accurately reflects the primitive and regressive nature of this society.
I shall update this log with further findings.
