>>10164304The Chinese Consulate.
The Empress lounges on her makeshift throne, sipping at a cup of oolong tea. Her idle meditations are interrupted by a young man in a suit rushing into her throne room. He bows deeply and takes a knee.
"My Lady Empress. I bring good news from Chinatown. Piss Panda has sourced a line of profits with the opium dens, we have set about funneling parts of the income into paying off influencers and celebrities as we speak."
The Empress nods.
>And what of bringing the Triads into line?The man blanches, "It would appear they have no presence in Spaghetti Town... the Irish and the Chicanos are the only crime syndicates left of any major import..."
The Empress is still for a moment, before shrugging.
>We truly have let this backwater fester in its capitalistic malaise for too long. I bet those drug funds are going straight to the pockets of godless Catholics. They could be funneling the socialist revolution. A shame, truly a shame. >No matter. Reward Piss Panda, have one of the serving girls provide him with the usual. >In the meantime, I will be preparing for a press tour. >The Chinese Government- I mean the Golden Dragon Foundation has just announced a redevelopment in Hobopolis, we will be assisting with the creation of all new jobs and industry as we build new roads and infrastructure in that capitalistic den. I intend to look my best for the photoshoot with these gwailo. 