>>10063562Nikki sits in the backseat of one of the cars gifted to her by Priscilla, checking her phone for the latest WWA results for updates on Ash.
"Where are you... did you defend your title yet again today like a big dummy? Ha, yes you did." Nikki reads the details on Ash's match with Kryptine, and frowns.
"Over in under five minutes? I thought for sure the big, ugly zombie chick would have put up more of a fight than that," Nikki mutters. "What do you think?
The laughter of a now familiar voice echoes deep within Nikki's mind. "Maybe she's a cosplayer," the voice replies. "Or maybe Ash is pretty good."
Nikki scoffs. "No way, she's that Fireturd chick whose matches I used to skip all the time when I'd watch Goon Japan. This workhorse schtick is what she always does, then someone comes along when she's all worn out and kicks her ass up and down the ring. Booooring, the wrestlers on Waifu Wrestling Entertainment that did talk shows were so much cooler. Let's go back now and be this geek's next challenger."
"No," the voice replies. "You're underestimating her. We let her wear herself down some more."
Nikki rolls her eyes. "Fine, but if someone else beats her while we're waiting on the sidelines I'm gonna be really mad at you."