>>9695910Special Commentary by Ash Romero]
[>Are you team Rice or team Corn, Ash?
Neither are too Keto friendly, I'm afraid. I'm on team Oats. Be that as it may, we're off!
Now, Corn Girl has had a MASSIVE hype surrounding her for weeks now. Not only that, she's got a personal cheer squad at her corner. Nico'll have to overcome that pressure.
And an early lead, the Maize Maiden taking control, but Nico refuses to let her have it for long- They are beating the DOGPISS out of each other, yeesh.
[3:15] And Corn Girl, not letting the feline's power game intimidate her, showing off some of that strength she's got.
DAMN. Cats land on their feet right?
>*Thud*Bummer.
Corn Girl, really trying to live up to the hype here.
[4:38] Pfft, what the fuck was that?
One. Two. And not quite.
Nico, having enough of this, looking to build up some steam.
Mm. Yeah! Hit that elbow! Here we go!
Ooh- Oops, Corn rolls out of the way
[5:40] Jeez, again.
I never needed corn to be this strong, but ya gotta admit, this is a helluva case being made.
They take it outside- (Stay over there, will ya?)
[6:50] And Nico, once again on the offensive, a sickening Samoan drop on the outside!
And the bait, the taunt- That's what I like to see.
German- Blocked
[8:10] Ggh! WhhooOOOAAAAH!
Gol-LY!
That's gotta be three.
One. Two.
AND THE CAT HAS A FEW LIVES LEFT IN HER!
By a whisker's width!
Mmph! There we go! Two piece! Combo!
Ducks under! And floored!
And just like that! The tides shift! I'm getting whiplash sitting over here, man!
This capacity crowd at Mann Theater is on their feet. My freakin' TEETH hurt from all this noise. What a match we've had so far.
Taking the anger out, that near-fall hurt her pride!
Too much! Too aggressive, the counter!
Bvv... Gyyaaaaah!
One!
Two!
And it's done!
What a belter, folks! This night just keeps getting better.
Stay tuned for more!