>>7371928Ya see kid it's all fun and games til Bowens bf hits da twink wall then he's gotta trade him in for a younger model. It's okay bein a straight guy and your wife hits the wall because hey pussy is pussy and maybe she'll even start lookin kinda milfy as she gets older. If you're Bowens ya don't want to spend da rest of your life fucking some old man up da ass so ya gotta replace em eventually. All these twink boys have daddy issues too so da older ya get da crazier and more cockthirsty da twinks become. Only problem is ya gotta stay on your toes, watch out for any signs that your twink is deprecating in value and take the hit when he shows up one day with a receding hairline and wrinkles under his eyes. It's not easy. It's not easy for a straight guy like DiCaprio to have to do it too but he'd be kicking himself if he didn't swap out the airhead bimbo he's banging with a younger thot the moment she turns 25. And if ya think that's hard then imagine being da twink. What's he gonna do when he turns 25? I dunno, who gives a shit lmao.
