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>Gimme that mic
>Hey cut the music I said CUT THE MUSIC
*Sit around waiting for crowd to settle after my monster poo*
>OH YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SEE ME TONIGHT HUH YOU WANTED ONE OF THOSE WORK RATE GUYS HUH YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME SWEET SWEET OC CLAUDIO CASTIGNOLI 5 STAR BANGER RIGHT?
*wait until boos subside*
>Well I'm sorry to disappoint, but let's face it you're all probably used to it. Disappointing football team, disappointing lives, disappointing sex life whoa whoa whoa maybe I've gone too far
*Crowd turns slightly*
>CAN'T HAVE A SEX LIFE IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX
*crowd boos*
>WHAT IS THIS NEWS TO YOU? Y'ALL THINK IT'S NORMAL TO TURN UP WEARING LAST WEEKS T-SHIRT TO A WRESTLING SHOW? YALL THINK IT'S NORMAL TO TURN UP TO A WRESTLING SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE?
*boos*
>See this is why I'm smarter than you. Get paid in a week what you losers get paid in a year. In fact, I just got paid $50,000 to stand hear insulting you people. And that makes you mad right? Look it's okay to be jealous, it's okay to hate me, hey, I get it. I'm rich, I'm famous, I'm handsome, and there's not a single person in that locker room who's capable of beating m-
*Babyfaces music hits and I act shocked and ready for a fight*
*Music dies down*
*I laugh*
>Oh that's right he's not here tonight! His ass is BANNED from the building thanks to yours tru-
*Babyfaces jumps the Barrier and starts a brawl with me building interest in the eventual match between us, getting the face over, and doing my job as a heel*
