>>10345782Letter in a small box addressed to Onigiri, Night Villa, Spaghetti Town:
>Onigiri,>Thank you for your kind invitation! I regret that I must decline on this occasion as I have made other plans for the weekend and I would lose face were I to break them.>Please find enclosed a package containing antacid tablets, fiber supplements, magnesium, and simethicone. These items will ensure that the burden of Pizzoad weighs lightly on your digestive tract and minimize the indigestion, loose stools, flatulence, and feelings of general malaise that accompany a meal at Pizzoad.>By the way, who's Masala??>Best wishes,>Colby 