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*Sometime between the Rookie Cup match outcome and the 4v4 match*
>HUGH MANN HERE OUTSIDE THE DIVINE ANGELS LOCKER ROOM WITH SAPPHIRE AFTER MANAGING CORN GIRL IN THE ROOKIE CUP FINALE, WHAT DO YO-
*Sapphire grabs him by the crotch, pulling him close*
>Do you think I have time to discuss the rookie cup when I've been out in the middle of nowhere for the past who knows how long?
>I still need to get changed for my match.
>Then reply to who knows how many missed messages from the Divine Angels wondering if I'm okay?
*Her demeanor seems to calm down, and her grip on Hugh's Mannberries loosens a bit*
>It doesn't matter what happened out there. #TeamCorn is still going strong!
>#TeamRice is going to find out what happens when you cross the Divine Angels then try to run away.
>You want an interview? Fine. I'll give you SPOILERS!
>First, we're going to snuff out Dolly Dopehead and make her eat sand as Nikki gives her a Kade-Krusher on the floor.
>Then, Amy is going to burn that FAAAT ASS fangirl chick so bad her ten thousand times folded swords wont be able to withstand the heat from her Burning Hammer!
>After that, Nikki is going to do the honors of making whoever they have as a fourth look like a faceless CGI baddie in a movie that gets obliterated within seconds.
>Then.
>THEN ONIGIRI.
>I'm going to powerbomb you, in honor of Lucy
>I'm going to drive those little horns into the mat with a Sapphire Cutter.
>I'm going to punt them off with the sole of my boot.
>And then I'm going to make you tap as I shove the biggest corncob I could find from Corn Town USA straight down your throat until you choke on it.
>There. THERE's your interview, Hugh.
>Now If the next words out of your mouth are "Can I have your number?" before you f[NETWORK CENSOR] back off out of frame then the next words out of your mouth after that are going to be "My nuts, you're ripping off my nuts!"
*Sapphire lets go of her grip on his crotch as she shoves him away, Hugh falling to the ground*
