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>Hey Brandon, is the camera rolling?
>Good. We're about to super kick CM Punk's door down and set off Phase 1 of our master keikaku that will eventually result in the entire AEW locker room and fanbase gang stalking Phil into a schizophrenic meltdown where he'll accuse "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry of sending him coded threats via glass during an live broadcast event held at Wembley Stadium which will cause Punk to confront him backstage and put himself in a situation where we can then manipulate All Elite Wrestling owner Tony Khan into firing him after a week long investigation conducted by Megha who everyone is fucking (except for CM Punk for some reason) so she'll give a biased ruling in favor of the termination of Phil Brooks and ensuring our control over AEW even though we're EVPs and will be working on 2 different shows where we won't be interacting with eachother at all when this all goes down
>*slaps thighs*
