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THE SHOW SO FAR:
> Monday Night Fricken Rollins hypes the crowd up, Riddle interrpupts and gets a recruitment attempt from the Judgement Day, leading to Riddle vs Finn with Seth closing it out
> Cena voiceover ads for Honda
> Someone accidentally let Dominik speak to a camera and it was LYNCHIAN
> WWE Women's previously Undisputed Universal Tag Team Champions Beast and the Beauty, Raquel Rodriguez and Aliyah fight DAMAGE CTRL's Dakota Kai & LAYO SKYPE and lose their titles becuase Aliyah is meant for sexuals, not rasslin
> Johnny "I can't wait for Taika Waititi's STAR WARS®" abuses a height-disadvantaged minority Olympian
> The Youngest Ever Money in the Bank Winner Austin Theory addresses the WWE Universe after taking a selfie with a prone Papa John, only to be interrupted by the physical embodiment of pizza
> Jimmy Smith tells the WWE Universe that they get to vote for NXT 2.0 things in the same way votes were allowed for the U.S. 2020 Presidential Election
> Bianca Belair issues an open challenge and is surprised by the Rainbow then makes everyone fall asleep until Queen Bayley wakes us all up with WHAT chants, followed by the rest of the RAW women's roster for a "brawl"
> Omos the Nigerian Giant returns to demolishes Frosted Tips Thing 1 and Bald Thing 2
> Old men talk back stage about being dads
CURRENTLY:
> More cell phone ads and probably a car ad or two
STILL TO COME:
> MIZ TV: Dexter Lumis escapes prison and traumatizes the A-Lister and his beautiful wife
> 24/7 shenanigans
> Rey Mysterio Jr's little boy versus Edge
