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>be me
>on break from work
>running late
>decide to run in kfc for the first time in over a year for a chicken sandwich
>nigger lady in line in front of my the line with 4-5 kids and two strollers, wearing slippers and pajamas
>she’s yelling on her phone at someone asking what they want
>the conversation breaks down into thing unrelated to the transaction
>she’s screaming and then starts laughing while constantly turning her head looking at me with bulging eyes
>her retarded kids staring at me
>her card gets declined so she has to do a partial payment and then remove a few items.
>after purchase is complete she has to collect all the shit she took out of her bag on the counter
>she turns around and just stares at me with the deer in headlights bulging eyes for 10 seconds before finally moving out of the way slightly
>walk up to cashier
>it’s an African that can barely speak English and keeps making me repeat every word I say
>get chicken sandwich
>it’s a chicken little and not the full size sandwich I wanted and the fries are cold and stale
>get back to work 15 minutes late
>have indigestion
>have to go to the bathroom for a half hour
>come out
>boss throws 5 new tasks at me and says I can’t leave until I’m finished
>girlfriend calls up and asks why I’m late
>go on rant about what happened at kfc
>she calls me a racist and then starts yelling at me about russia
>says she thinks I should find a room for the night because she’s having friends over and she doesn’t want to argue with me in front of them
I’m gonna go full Benoit, bros..
