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>Earlier tonight we heard from The President. We are proud to rebroadcast this moment for the viewers at home.
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BY GOD
SHERMAN
WE ARE LIVE
IN THE CAPITAL
TO-NIGHT
Now, I hear Jefferson Day-vis has a little problem down in Dixie with how I conduct my business. He’s a fool! a fool, if he thinks he can wear a $50 hat like me. WOOOO WATCH OUT NAH
>elbow drops coat
DIXIE, LISTEN UP, DIXIE! IF YOU GET TIRED OF THE OL JEFF, COME ON OVER TO THE
16TH
16TH
16TH
16TH
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
THE BIGGEST THING GOING
CARRIAGE RIDING
INDUSTRIALIZING
WHEELING AND DEALING
BORN IN A LOG CABIN DOWN IN
SWEET LITTLE ILLY-NOYYYY-AHHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR GONNA SEE MEEEE
WOOOOOOOO
SHERMAN
WOOOOOOOOO
GRANT
WOOOOOOOOOO
AND A WHOLE MESS OF COLOREDS COMING TO
KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
COME INTO YOUR HOUSE
AND
>proceeds to run ropes, hump the air, punch a cut open on his head
YA SEE THIS DIXIE
IM COMING TO BURN IT ALL DOWN
AND HELL IS COMING WITH ME
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Also Sprach Zarastyra plays
