>>7866246Not him but I actually met Kidd Bandit at the bar after an indie show a few months back. He really is tiny and he was super nice too. I'm a chubby guy and and he kept talking about how he used to be fat too but that I "carry it well". I joked that he looked better as a girl than a guy and he blushed at me. Needless to say, one thing led to another and we ended up back in his hotel room after the bar closed. He put on some slutty makeup and started licking on my giant 5 inch WHITE penis. He proceeded to give me a 5 star blowjob and worked me into a seething, sputtering shoot all over his face. And check this out: he whipped his phone out and took a selfie of his jizz covered mug, then he told me to get out of his room. I was hoping we could cuddle afterwards but I guess that wasn't on the agenda. Oh and his match was okay too I guess.
