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NJPW is the only promotion I follow regularly, but...
>KOPW 2024 New Japan Ranbo
Ok, same bad shit as always, but to be expected
>Catch 2/2 (TJP & Francesco Akira) vs BULLET CLUB War Dogs (Drilla Moloney & Clark Connors) (c)
This match happened 3 times already in the last year, but now we get to see TJP dressed like a vampire or whatever the fuck
>Yota Tsuji vs Yuya Uemura
What's the point of people graduating from being young lions if they're just still having matches with each other?
>Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (EVIL & Ren Narita)
What's the point of people graduating from being young lions if they're just still having matches with each other?
>Shingo Takagi (c) vs Tama Tonga
Tama Tonga fucking sucks. I feel bad for Takagi.
>Bishamon (Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI) (IWGP) vs Guerrillas of Destiny (Hikuleo & El Phantasmo) (STRONG)
Sure.
>Hiromu Takahashi (c) vs El Desperado
Ok, now we're talking. This will be based.
>Will Ospreay vs Jon Moxley vs David Finlay
Who am I supposed to cheer for here? The heel that is, at best, the second worst Bullet Club leader of all time? Or the two trannies? Why the fuck is there an Intercontinental Belt that's not really an Intercontinental Belt? Calling it Global is retarded. World is already Global. These retards put themselves in the situation where they have a World title and an "Intercontinental" title but it's two shittier looking belts with no legacies whatsoever compared to what they had 3 years before.
>Kazuchika Okada vs Bryan Danielson
First match was underwhelming. This match will be better but the story just makes Okada look like a bitch. Needs Bryan to be injured and come off a G1 to beat him after he submitted to him with a broken arm. I hope they prove me wrong, but I doubt I'll care too much about this, regardless of it's muh bangerino.
>SANADA (c) vs Tetsuya Naito
SANADA hasn't been hitting, but this will actually probably be great. Give me DE JA PON, Gedo, or I'll kill you.