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>be me
>covid comes out
>my gay work doesn't close for it
>keep faking that I have it to get unlimited paid time off
>use my new unlimited holiday allowance to go to local parks where the government has padlock all the play equipment shut
>cut all the bolts and play on the swings
>passing children tell their parents 'look daddeh the park is open again'
>'no, that man is breaking the law'
>they look at me angrily
>don't think I ever actually had covid
>if I ever did was asymptomatic because I am not a big fat lad
>vaccines come out
>keep getting told I have to have the vaccine
>don't want it because my immune system is BASED and I heard the vaccines have micro machines in them, I love micro machines but not racing around in my veins please
>notice everyone starts getting mad at you for not having the vaccine
>just start kayfabing and telling everyone I had the vaccine
>everyone thinks I have had 4 vaccines now
>I have had none
>pretend I am team Pfzer and start console war arguments with people who had other vaccines to work them into a shoot
>have to leave the country to travel for work at the end of the week
>need loads of the vaccine to get in and out of the counties
>tell everyone I have had 4 so I have more than enough vaccine to make it across on the plane
>irl they wouldn't actually let me on the plane so for a brief second a bead of sweat begins to form on my forehead while I plan my next move
>I am going next weekend
>get an email from government of country I am going to vaccines are no longer required for entry as of this week
>next day get an email from government I am returning to vaccines are no longer needed for re entry
>worked and kafaybed the entire pandemic coming out with a clean win with not even use of any vaccines
come at me pro covid lads
