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how the fuck does she do it bros? I just don't fucking get it. I've ran the simulation over hundreds of times, and yet, I still can't figure it out. how the fuck is momo that cute? I mean really, just how in the fuck can one girl be so fucking cute? it defies everything we know about the human race. it just doesn't seem humanly possible for someone to be that cute. unless... could it be that momo isn't human at all? could she actually be a deity? a divine being who, on all levels imaginable, is simply better than us lowly humans? I didn't want to think such a thing was possible, but it's the only way it makes sense. as a matter of fact, I have it on good authority that momo actually cured a blind man when he attempted to visualize her beauty, only for the man to be driven insane when he realized momo's beauty was even more than he could have ever imagined. in his debilitated state, the man began posting inane comments like "momo is fat and ugly" on obscure forums dedicated to praising momo watanabe.