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>BOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAY CENA CENA CENA
>How is everyone doing tonight in Texas?
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>20 long years... 20... long... years...
>I wish I could say I'm happy to be back.
>Of course I missed you all and I love to being home in front of the WWE universe again. >Unfortunately I have been given the responsibility to address tonight more important matters tonight
>CENA CENA CENA CENA
>Guys...
>Guys... This is serious.
>While I was away in Hollywood I realised that the person who took the place which I left at the top of the industry does not measure up.
>Not only does he refuse to appear for all of you each and every week like I was proud to do for 20 years...
>We have just been informed that he...
>LET'S GO CENA- CENA SUCKS! LET'S GO CENA- CENA SUCKS!
>We have just been informed that this man...
>This man faked a leukaemia diagnosis to go film a movie cameo
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>FUCK YOU ROMAN *clap clap clap clap clap* FUCK YOU ROMAN
>From this moment forth the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship has been vacated and will be gifted to me.
>I am the new head of the table.
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>I am so grateful to represent you all properly like nobody else ever could
>Not only has the championship crown been returned to it's former glory
>but Roman Reigns, real name Joe Anoa'i, will never appear or be referenced on WWE programming ever again.
>Joe has disgraced the world of sports entertainment and it is only fair that the entire Anoa'i bloodline be systematically hunted down and compromised to a permanent end.
>Usos...
>You better start running...
>Because Joe is gone...
>and the champ... IS... HEEEERE!
Jesus fucking christ john
