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On night two of Samhain Sacrifice, we started with the semifinals of the tournament, with MAGA Butcher advancing over Sabu and Count Dracula advancing over Terry Funk using his spooky vampire magic. But in the finals, the MAGA Butcher received a little help as Hulk Hogan snuck a cross into Dracula's pocket, and then came into the arena to help fight off Dracula's minions. And so, the MAGA Butcher pinned Dracula in the first ever 420-CINDERBLOCK BARBED WIRE EXPLODING TIMEBOMB DEATHMATCH to become the K-WAB deathmatch king. Wolfie spun the Wheel of KWABS and was subsequently raped by the 92 crew, and Grug interviewed the Wolfman to investigate the mysterious noises he had been hearing in the night. And in the main event, The Undertaker used the powers of darkness to send Kane back to hell as he said he was going to do from the beginning, taking the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship in the process.
