Quoted By:
>chad
>THE GUY
>6 foot
>white
>joshi chad
>works cornette into a shoot
>works punk into a shoot
>works smelly retard edrones into a shoot
>first Gajin to win the G1 and did it on his first try
>main evented the tokyo dome 3 straight years in a row
>had the greatest match of all time
>gave Okada his best match
>gave Naito his best match
>gave Tanahashi his best match
>gave Ibushi his best match
>gave Ishii his best match
>gave Goto his best match
>gave Ospreay his best match
>wrestler of the year in 2018
>wrestler of the year in 2021
>wrestler of the year every year
>become an cultural icon in the shoujo demographic
>had the greatest G1 in terms of match quality ever in 2018
>made women cry in his match with Ibushi
>leaves New japan
>starts a company with his friends
>it only became relevant when he signed
>the elite wouldn't be as relevant today without him
>decide to make Hangman his protege
>have the greatest tag team match of all time with his friends
>win the aew world title
>win more world titles
>gave Jungle boy his best match
>gave Pac his best match
>gave Cassidy his best match
>gave FUCKING BRYAN DANIELSON his best match
>gave Hangman his best match
>had agruably the greatest 15 minute match of all time with Christian
>put over his protege in a 3 year long term build MOTYC
>did all this with a torn labrum
>not just a torn labrum but with fucking vertigo in the ring
>his absence proves that AEW is soulless without him
>new japan went to shit once he left
>chads want to be him
>your favorite joshi wants to fuck him
>makes Big Swole seethe
>is the GOAT In ring performer
>has wrestled in NOOOOOOORTH CAROLIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAA
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HE IS KENNNNY BY GOD OOOOOOOOMEGAAAAAAA
