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Thee knoweth those gents sayeth all men art did create equal, but thee behold at me and thee behold at samoa joe and thee can seeth yond statement is not true! seeth, n'rmally if 't be true thee wend one-on-one with anoth'r wrestl'r thee did get a 50/50 chance of winning. But i'm a genetic freak, and i'm not n'rmal! so thee did get a 25% at most wondrous at beating me! and then thee addeth kurt angle to the mixeth? thy chances of winning drastically wend down. Seeth, the three-way at sacrifice, thee did get a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But i—i did get a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause kurt angle knooows that gent can't did beat me, and that gent's not coequal gonna tryeth. So, samoa joe, thee taketh thy 33 1/3 chance minus mine own 25% chance, and thee did get an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. But then thee taketh mine own 75% chance of winning (if we wast to wend one on one), and then addeth 66 2/3 cha—p'rcent, i did get a 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice! señ'r joe, the numb'rs forswear not, and those gents spelleth disast'r f'r thee at sacrifice!
