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>Pennsylvania senate election
>one of the nominees is a 6'9' meathead who could crush a man's skull with his bare hands
>the other nominee is a Muslim who believes in homeopathy, reiki healing and psychic mediums
>the catch is that the first guy is actually a Democrat and the second guy is the Republican
>also the first guy is a shoot retard and the second guy is a quack doctor/snake oil salesman who hosts a daytime tv show for low IQ soccer moms
>the retard wins the election
>this is actually the best possible outcome for the American public
US politics is fucking dimes bros. What's gonna happen next? Will they elect a talking dog as president? Why do we even watch wrestling when this is so much more entertaining?
