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>Alright dood, let me get this straight
>You wanna hire me to do, like, social media stuff?
>It's not wrasslin or anything hardcore on my body, right?
Correct, Miss...
>Imgana. Y'know, Cousin Emraga's cousin
I'm not following...
>Wild Emerald's cousin?
Oh, of course! Yes, that's precisely why we wanted to reach out to you! We feel you would be a great host for a few of our WWA pre-show segments.
>That's cool, that's cool
>So, like, how much am I getting paid?
>I gotta have some cheese put on the side for oregano and Musson Off Berick tickets dood
>Like, I'm talking serious investments into my career
Uh... Right. We can start you at fifty-thousand, along with benefits for healthcare, education--
>Done
You're sure?
>Yeah dood, just put the microphone in front of me and I'll work my magic
>Like those streamer normies
>Like xFl or whatever his name is
>Also I need some cash quick, I gotta pay for Cousin Emraga's community college courses
>She barely goes to those anyway, but shit's easy enough if you're always online these days
R-Right. Thank you for accepting our offer, Miss Imgana. We look forward to seeing you in the office this Monday.
>Suh-weet dood
>I'm gonna rock em and sock em
>Like the robots
>Like the Mentors
>Before the the Duce died
>RIP Duce
