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>playing CoD all day in my room
>Dad walks in
>"Anon, your mother and I are tired of you sitting around playing video games and watching TV all day. You need to get a job and start to support yourself. Amazon is hiring and we can work out a way to share your Mom's car."
>don't look up and keep playing
>"this is serious anon, you're going to be 25 in February. You have to do something with your life. Your brother is graduating college in the spring and already has a job lined up."
>look up
>"Fine speech Dad"
>proceed to walk to the bathroom without making eye contact to take a long shower where I'll jerk off to some anime I have on my phone
>looking forward to watching NXT tonight with my /pw/ friends
