https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58*The crowd wakes up and stares at the entryway, expecting Miss USA, only to see Mare, crosseyed and with fake buckteeth coming down to the ring*
>Weeeelllll hoooowdyyyy my fiiine fellowed idjits!!!! It’s mee, Miss Yoooooooessayyy, and IIII’m here to shellybrate my 100th shooting of a fiiine white-meat ‘Merican (and my 850th suckin’ of a dark-meat hotdog)!!! >Atter all, CLEEARLY I know dat allll them people out dere who just go and a shootn’ a shoot to survive just got dem started by shootin’ up a fine ol’ ‘Merican dooojo! Says a lot by MYYYY gender I reckon!!! (1/8)