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>"Hello again fans, and followers of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. Onsen a Lifetime is only hours away, and now more than ever what happens there is critical, so we've got a lot to talk about. We have a lot of high highs and low lows to visit, and as much as I'd like to give my thoughts on every match on the card, there's so much going on that my hands are tied. So let's dig in to the important stuff."
>"First and foremost, I'd like to address the results of the WWA popularity poll. As you know, this was more than just a bunch of wrestling executives taking the temperature of who's hot in the company. This was a battle for the very soul, the very identity of the United States of America, between myself, Colby Jefferson, and the nefarious Miss USA."
>"By now, we all know the results of that battle. I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I'm not disappointed, or angry. I haven't been this heartbroken over the results of an election in nearly seven years. This outcome was NOT what we wanted, but I'm not going to assemble a mob of idiots to storm the halls of democracy; I accept the results of this free and fair election. And so to all of the fans of the WWA, to all Americans, I have to say this: I apologize. I'M SORRY."
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