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honestly tho wwe has their work cut out for them because they have to one up several of these actual things that happened in cody’s aew run:
cody living his great muta fantasy in basically every single big match he had
getting whipped on national tv
having his broken toe EATEN
the neck tattoo
getting beaten up for 10 mins tied to a stretcher
dying his hair black for 2 weeks for no reason but to have his robbie rotten era
brandi having a snake put on her
got snoop dogg to beat some asses
lost to shaq who then got kidnapped from an ambulance
got his dick size called out on tv by jade cargill like 10 times
“WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS OPEN MIC NIGHT BITCHHHHHHHH”
feuded with a ninja skeleton who said he was gonna break his arm so bad he couldn’t hold his baby for like a week
solved racism
attempted a mark henry fake retirement moment
got spat in the face like 25 times by a demon cult leader with black mist goo stuff
GOT SET ON FUCKING FIRE
teamed with local geordie bastard goblin against said demon cult leader and his best friend, the rich latino mob boss and his taser wielding assistant. said geordie bastard is stablemates with the ninja skeleton from before.
called a pussy by arn ‘i’ll shoot y’all with my glock’ anderson
got the shit beaten out of him by his students in a warehouse
brandi picking a fight with FORMER UFC FIGHTER PAIGE VANZANT
