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>дoбpoe yтpo, I am Зaйчик, personal trainer of rising WWA star leetle бoбp
>I prepare бoбp for upcoming bout vit dee nauseating, dee repulsive, dee finnish *spits* Olivia Kumpula
>Now many of you may ask, 'is it really necessary to prepare for a physical contest vit an ice monkey? Are dee finns not dee veakest, most cowardly "people" in all Eurasia?'
>Yes, dee fins are veak. Yes, dee finns are cowardly. Yes, dee finns unlawfully occupy land dat rightfully belongs to Poccиянин
>But finns are also treacherous. Dey cheat. Dey lie. Dey manipulate.
>Alcohol has always been a wital component of any athlete's training regimen, but now dey ask us to abstain?!
>Are vee also to attach veights to our feet?
>Come to dee ring blindfolded?
>No matter, vee vill acquiesce as vee always do, but vee vill still vin
>As The Glorious Motherland's triumph over the pitiful "nation" of Finland *spits* is inevitable, so too is бoбpoвый triumph over the whale they call Olivia Kumpula
