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Top 5 reasons why AEW sucks (according to ChatGPT)
1. **Unregulated Championship Belt Production**: It's perplexing how AEW has more championship belts than a Versace warehouse. And it's not just the number, but the ease of obtaining them. You'd think they're giving them out in cereal boxes. "Congratulations, you've won the AEW Afternoon Delight Championship!"
2. **Too Many Acronyms**: Speaking of belts, the AEW TNT Championship. Seriously? Did they run out of words? It seems like they just threw darts at a board of random acronyms and that's how they named their titles. I can't wait to see the AEW LOL Championship or maybe even the AEW OMG Tag Team Championship.
3. **The Elite's Ego Trip**: The Elite? More like The Ego-tistic. They named the company after themselves, and they're all champions. It's like starting a rock band, naming it after yourself, and then always being the lead singer. We get it, guys. You're talented. Now let someone else have a turn in the spotlight.
4. **The Rulebook**: AEW has a tendency to play fast and loose with the rules. It's like they're making it up as they go along. One minute, they’re enforcing tag team rules strictly, then next minute, it's like a free-for-all. It's like playing Monopoly with a five-year-old: "No, no, passing 'Go' now gives you 1000 dollars and a free hotel."
5. **The Commentary**: The commentary team often seems to be as lost as we are. They're supposed to guide viewers through the mayhem, not add to the confusion. You'd think they were narrating a nature documentary sometimes, with all the strange tangents and bewildered comments about the wrestlers' behavior.
