>>16319012No but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really wish I could watch them fake fight, flip and throw each other around and do wrestling and judo holds until they both start pissing and shitting themselves
They should be stripping each other down too so sometimes you see the proud defending champ take a big hit to the midsection and shit in her pants right in the hardcam but sometimes it's the plucky underdog getting her gi or shorts or other wrestling gear stripped totally off then getting thrown right into the hard cam and spurting pee directly onto it
They should also wear gopros strapped to their thigh pointing up for alternate camera angles
There should be stats on how many matches they won/lost, how often they pissed or shitted overall and while clothed/naked, and I should be able to bet on them and if I pick the winner in addition to winning the money my stream should continue where the streams of loser betters get cut off, and I should have access to watching the winner shower after and pee/poop if she didn't already in the match, but also have an option to toggle to the loser's shower/cleanup or split screen them as I choose.
There should also be shoot competitions where they get three or four of them and give them diuretics and laxatives and make them answer questions seated on high stools, or be tickled for a few seconds, or perform martial arts or wrestling moves, all while naked, and the last to soil herself wins and gets some shoot money and you can bet on that too.
Since you ask.