>>5594602I look at /pw/ every night while I take my shit. I do it out of habit because /asp/ used to make me legit kek sometimes and laughing helps me move my bowels. I’m working an IRL Gigachad gimmick even though I’m shoot autistic. I own my own home on the beach and drive a brand new Benz, both of which are paid off. I’m married to a half braindead Bimbo who can’t function without me and draws insane amounts of dimes that get deposited directly to my account. After I take a shit and hop in the shower I’ll lay flat on my stomach on my 25 momme silk sheets and get my Sunday night rimjob from her. I haven’t worked a real job in over 10 years. I have a cock that’s exactly 9 1/2 inches long, a full head of hair and I’m shoot 6 foot. I grew up poor white trash from a broken home just like Vince McMahon except I didn’t have an estranged father to help break me into the biz that I could later knife in the back and steal his company out from under him. You only get one shot at life so why can’t you faggots grab the brass ring and get over on your own? Listen to the great, raped Kevin Nash and hit the weights, hit the showers, attain height, have sex and get a clue I’m fucking beggin’ yez.
