>>9264838>>9264851Well surprise, surprise. You know what they say, when it rans it pours. But I shouldn't even be surprised at this point because the top dogs around here have had it out for the ELITE wrestler in this company since the day I showed up and put everyone else on notice.
But let's cut through the bullshit and get to the elephant in the room. Hell, less than an hour before the main event at Waifus Collide, I read the smarks on the internet telling me I was hitting the gym too much before our match, and that it was putting me at an unfair advantage. I saw them readying their chubby Cheeto hands to type a furious Tweetstagram at SpaghettiDog about how I was too obsessed with winning and wasn't here to have fun. I don't know if you mouthbreathers saw, but there was a bit of controversy in the main event of Waifus Collide. I don't know if you mouthbreathers saw, but your girl, The No Wanged Angel of professional wrestling got SCREWED by stupid officials. I don't know if you mouthbreathers saw, but I should have left Waifus Collide with the WWA Heavyweight Championship of the world.
But I'm not the kind of person to blow a fuse. I'm a calm and collected kind of gal. So Skelly Skelly, Ive heard what you have to say, and the way I see it, "champ", is that we have three options here. For some reason they gave me two microphones, so I can make this twice as clear.
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