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>short
>skinny fat
>stupid tattoos
>never drew a dime
>jobbed to Papa H
>jobbed to The Rock
>cried about both
>quit over a staph infection because he's soft
>gets worked into a shoot and gets sued
>family hates him
>friends hate him
>wrestlers hate him
>married a flip ladyboy
> made chris benoit kill his family then himself because he knew it was that or have to wrestle a shitter like phil on sunday
>tried to weasel his way back into WWE
>failed
>got worked into a shoot by Based highly respected Miz
>Signed with all petite AFTER they were already a successful promotion
>has no faith he's an atheist
>says he's here to help the young talent then buries them
>gets hit with some truth from hangma'am and seethes about it for months before finally addressing it
>fragile he's always injured
>is probably gonna quit now that he had to job like that to Dean
>bad teeth
>stupid nerd haircut
>skinny fat
>larps as a tough guy even though we've all seen him fight
>look in his eyes what do you see
>another fucking no milly
>rumored to smell terrible
>he has poor hygiene
>had sex with Cornettes fat wife
>is from Chicago
