>>10497193>How do I become an E-Alpha?Simple really. Unlike AEWfags, us E-Alphas are organized.
Posting Izzy in a bikini to ensure I delete this thread in 2 mins, so read the following and memorize.
>1. E-Drone - you watch both AEW/WWE>2. E-Chad - you watch only WWE >3. E-Alpha - you've gotten a BJ while watching RAW>4. E-Titan - you assaulted a AEW fan irl>5. E-GOD - has sex, beats up aewtists, and has never ever watched All Tranny 