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>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>never moved the needle despite WWE revisionist historians saying he was a draw
>main evented wrestlemania 19, losing over 300k buys - next year, a wrestlemania main evented by midcard vanilla midget Chris Benoit outdrew him by over 500k buys
>booed out the building at wrestlemania 20
>never cut a memorable promo
>always on the B-show, bitched at Vince to let him leave RAW because he knew even haitch was going to take the belt and outdraw him
>so green that stone cold left the company for 10 months after being told to put him over
>failed at football
>cucked by marc mero
>booed out of NJPW when the company was at its lowest point
>btfo by Vince in 2005 when he tried to come crawling back
>can't use a mobile phone
>went to UFC and got obliterated by Cain Velasquez
>one year later, came back to be absolutely BTFO by Overeem in the first round
>had to come crawling back to fake fighting because he was BTFO in real fighting (only beat literal whos)
>BTFO by Cena in his FIRST MATCH BACK
>lost to Haitch at his FIRST WRESTLEMANIA BACK
>needed paul heyman to come back because he couldn't cut a promo and his voice kept breaking
>Broke le streak, his only positive impact on the business, purely to be built up to lose to roman
>voice breaks every time he talks - so many embarrassing videos of him screaming
>returned to MMA and needed performance enhancements to beat Mark Hunt
>has had three good matches in 10 years
>will get BTFO by the tribal chief (again)
>absolutely shit at football, embarrassing video of him in saudi arabia where he has the first touch of an elephant
>said "hit me or kiss me" to jericho - CRINGE
>raged at Braun for hitting him too hard despite being "le ass kick UFC man"
>BTFO and carried by 50 year old goldberg for 8 months
>retired from UFC officially due to fear
>literally an anxious boomer cowboy
>has a cringe topknot
