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So YESTERDAY, HAHA
I went to the polling station All the people in line were star struck and said
NATCHE! WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR CHAMP? WHOS GONNA WIN THE BIG ONE?
So I looked to the hot woman on my left arm
WOO
I looked to the other woman on my right arm
WOO
and looked down at my custom $600 LIZARD shoes
WOO
I looked back up at the people in line
WOO!
and I said:
THERES ONLY ONE MAN WHO HAS THE RESPECT OF THE NATCHA BOY! WOO!
And it's the AIR FORCE ONE FLYIN'
LIMOUSINE RIDIN'
PUSSY GRABBIN'
DEMOCRAT STABBIN'
WOO!
2 SCOOP CREAMIN'
TRADE DEALIN'
PANTY PEELIN'
SON OF A GUN
DONALD J TRUMP! WOO!
BECAUSE HES CUSTOM MADE HEAD TO TOE! JUST LIKE ME!
HE'S GOT THE MODEL WIFE! JUST LIKE NATCHE!
AND HES GOT FOUR MORE!
>takes off coat and thows on ground
I SAID FOUR MORE
>throws shoes at coat
I SAID 4 MORE!
>knee drops coat
FOUR MORE YEARS BABY!!
WOO!
Then!
I wake up this morning and I see the news...
The vote flipped while we were all asleep?
I see the media LYIN'. I see the sharpies
I see the cases of votes being snuck in after hours. I see the cheating at the ballot box!
So I say to myself
Natche! What could this mean!?!
What could this mean for the President?! What could this mean for the election!!
It means that sneaky Cheat is Rigging the vote!
That sleazy WOO!
Sleepy! WOO!
Creepy! WOO!
Son of a bitch Joe Biden set us up!
That ugly shemale bitch Kamala jiggered with the vote!
WOO!
And I know my man DJT and Rudy are gonna take this one all the way to the courts.
So Joe Biden! You got another thing comin' the natcha boy is gettin on his jet plane, he's gonna fly on down to Arizona!
WOO!
He's gonna count all those votes 1 by 1 all over again! WOO!
He's gonna chop anyone who gets in his way. WOOOO!
And when its all said and done, and all the ballots are RECOUNTED, we're gonna have FOUR MORE YEARS TRUMP!
WOO!
And life for you and your crackhead son in the slammer
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!