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>sister and husband want to bring me in for a premium live event meteor shower
>ain't booked anywhere else so i take the deal and pack my gear
>show up along with a bunch of their friends
>glorified tent they called a squared circle is just conveniently too small for the group
>like a mark, i volunteer to sleep outside
>later on, one of the tent rats decides she wants to watch the show with me
>it's a tight squeeze, but i guess she can fit in my bag, don't mind working with her
>watch them vanilla midgets they call "meteors" doing shooting star presses in the atmosphere instead of pounding the earth like a real boulder should
>rat pipes up, "enjoying the show anon?"
>Could use a little more heat if I'm being honest with ya.
>"It is a little chilly isn't it...why don't we"
>*get out of sleeping bag and go over to fire pit and crack open a Stevewiser
>start cutting a promo on The Space Rock as she goes back inside
>Sister comes out and starts shooting on me, "Anon, this is why you're still a curtain jerker"
>"What?"
