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[Excerpt from the March edition of Vogue]
Hannah-Rose Yee sat down with one half of the WWA's World Tag Team Champion Uma Stacy Addams at her Vatican City apartment overlooking a small piazza that has a clear line of sight into St. Peter's Basilica.
Uma Stacy Addams wears a Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello American Flag bikini. Vintage Levi’s 505 cut-off jeans. Christian Louboutin, Pyraclou wedge espadrille sandals in silver. Fashion Editor: Jorden Bickham. Photographed by Annie Leibovitz,Vogue, March 2023.
Vogue: Miss Addams-
>OH, MISS YEE I KNOW THAT YOUR RACIAL UPBRINGING HAS HANDICAPPED YOU IN ALL THE SOCIAL GRACES OF WESTERN SOCIETY!!! PLEASE THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SO POLITE; CALL ME MISS USA!!!
Vogue: Miss USA, what does it mean to be the inaugural WWA World Tag Team Champions?
>WELL I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ON MY OWN. AFTER ALL MISS HAILEY IS ONE HALF OF THESE PRESTIGIOUS TITLES AND TO BE HONEST, IT FEELS GREAT TO BE THE STANDARD BEARER OF THE WWA!!! TO ME THIS IS A WIN FOR WOMENS RIGHTS AND RACIAL EQUALITY AROUND THE WORLD SHOWING THAT EVEN WITH MISS HAILEY'S RACIAL HANDICAP, WE WERE ABLE TO BRING NATO INTO THE PINNACLE OF THE COMPANY!!!
Vogue: What's next for you and NATO?
>WELL I'M JUST ENJOYING EVERYDAY AS CHAMPION, BUT IN MY BUSINESS, WINNING ANY TITLE PUTS A TARGET ON YOUR BACK SO MISS HAILEY AND I ARE ALWAYS ON THE PREPARING FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO TAKE US OUT. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT MISS HAILEY IS ALSO OUT THERE BEING HER DEMURE SELF ENSURING THAT NATO IS NEVER SHORTHANDED AND THAT CONTINGENCY PLANS ARE PUT INTO PLACE.
Vogue: Contingency plans?
>YES MISS YEE, CONTINGENCY PLANS. YOU SEE MUCH LIKE THE WILD WEST YOUR BEST BET FOR SURVIVAL IN THE WWA IS TO FORM A WHITE HAT POSSE TO FIGHT OFF ALL THE GODLESS OUTLAWS AND BLACK HATS WHO COME INTO TOWN TO SPREAD FEAR AND SYPHILIS TO THE TOWNSFOLK. AND LIKE THE GREAT JOHN WAYNE DID BEFORE US, IT'S NATO'S JOB TO CLEAR THE WWA OF ANY OUTLAWS AND INJUNS WHO THREATEN THE SANCTITY OF OUR LITTLE OLE TOWN.
