>>10477883>[The audience begins to boo uncontrollably, like the Pavlovian mutts that they are, at the mere notion of yet another 19 page essay from the vile spewing mouth of Kelly -- PLEASE GODDESS NO -- Omega. With a microphone in hand, she walks to the ring, albeit missing a little bit of /something/ in her step. As the music stops and the crowd dies down, she begins to speak in a far more pleasant tone than many might expect]:“Waifumaniacs, at Onsen a Lifetime, five of the top competitors in the WWA are going to compete inside an Elimination Chamber to determine a new WWA World Champion. I know we’re just being put here to keep the title warm until Cla-- mm, I know the Dog upstairs has thrown the five of us in that Chamber to ensure a great match for all of you fans, and to see who will lead the WWA into bigger and better things. I hope we can do you all proud, and I hope you enjoy the match at Onsen a Lifetime.”
>[Omega throws up a half-hearted thumbs up, to a smattering of cheers. One young girl calls out the name of the former champion, but Omega thinks it best to keep going. Omega runs through the names of her opponents, each getting a mixed response of polite boos or sympathetic applause.]“Priscilla Divine. Zunigoth. Steeli Yastuffi. Yokoko Zuna. And of course, Kelly Omega. An Elimination Chamber is nothing to be taken lightly, and I know I can speak for all of us when I say, this is going to be a tough match for all of us, but... we’re doing the best we can. Thank you, and to all of you, have a good night and enjoy the show.”
>[Kelly Omega puts the mic on the mat and goes exit the ring, but... she stops. Slowly, and seemingly conflicted, Omega turns around and returns to the centre of the ring, where she kneels down and pics up the microphone again. Omega narrows her eyes, and she raises the microphone up once more. She milks the silence for as long as she can, before speaking softly]:[2/4]