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"B-BUT BUT MUH OCEANSPRAY WAS SO POPULAR AND OVER IN LE WHOLESOME JAPAN!!!"
Irrelevant. America is the only country that matters and WWE is the only country that matters. America is the most influential country in the world and WWE is one of its greatest cultural institutions. Japan is a dying country with monopoly money and its "wrestling" isn't even popular in its own borders. Meanwhile, WWE is a bonafide global phenomenon. Oceanspray doing gymnastics in muh Tokyo Dome and an assortment of mahjong halls means nothing at all. If you never wrestled for WWE, then you're irrelevant and we never ever wanted him to pollute our roster.
