>>10354621“Fucken Hails, we’re tryin’ ta have a propah conva-say-shun ‘ere. Keep ya bloody pants on.”
“Trust me, Hails, youse and I both know none-a these ‘Murricans’ would last a minute trying to keep up with a Boxing Day test. Hell, I troid ta talk to some of ‘em about the fucken footy the other day – mate, the Bombers fucked the Eagles when Heps hit a fucken torp from the cennah and bloody split the uprights – and they had no idea what I was fucken on about. Looked at me like I was shittin out me ears.”
“Nyeh, you say ‘us’. I’m not good with commitment, Hails, but… yeah, I reckon when you say ‘us’ you can count me in. But torkin’ ‘bout bikinis – I got something to show you, and summin ta ask you.”
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