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>14 year old me
>having a nice shower
>drop the soap
No, this isn’t a 92 story, I was in my own house on my own in my shower, and legitimately dropped the bar of soap
>kneeled down to pick up the soap
>whilst I was coming up, I forget about the ceramic soap holder above me
>crash into the ceramic soap holder with the top of my head, giving me 5 stitches
>whilst I’m loopy, try to lean against the wall of the shower to steady myself
>end up leaning against the shower door which opens on me
>fall into the bathroom wall, giving me another 12 stitches on my forehead
>end up smashing my mouth on the towel rack on the way down, got a bunch of chipped teeth and one false one to this day
>face then falls on a wool bathroom mat, and I just get minor bruising on my face
I’m legit scared how I would look if that bathmat wasn’t there, it probably saved most of my teeth.
