>>14719317>Bryan has to eat miserable vegan meals every day in a loveless marriage watching his shallow wife's eggs shrivel up while he bumps his remaining few vertebrae into sawdust in the goofy fed>Miz gets to put a litter of babies in his smoking hot belle, become a master of multiple forms of media and work safely and comfortably for premium rates, even has a strap on him nowadaysBoth of them will probably end up in the WWE Hall of Fame, but which way would you rather have gotten there?
